Here they are, the 10 worst pick-up lines ever, voted by a panel of women, in reverse cronological order. That means the worst one is number 1.
20. You remind me so much of Pokemon that I just want to pick-at-choo.
19. I’m new in town. Can I have directions to your house?
18. I misplaced my Teddy Bear. Will you sleep with me?
17. Wow, your legs must be really tired because you have been running through my mind all night!
16. What’s that in your eye? Oh, it must be a twinkle from when our eyes met!
15. Did you clean your pants with Windex, because I can totally see myself in them.
14. Those must be space pants, because your legs are outta this world.
13. Hi, my name is Justin… Justin Credible.
12. I may not be Fred Flinstone, but can still make your Bedrock.
11. Is your name Visa, because you’re everywhere I want to be.
10. Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world.
9. Your dad must be a terrorist because he made a bomb.
8. If I was a fly, I'd land on you first. Because you're the sh*t.
7. Excuse me, can you give me directions...
6. Oh, excuse me, but I think you dropped something.
5. My penis just died; can I bury it in your ass?
4. Hey, you look really fun - I had to come talk to you.
3. I just wanted to see if I could make you come with one finger
2. Does this smell like chloroform to you?
1. My love for you is like diarrhea - I just can't keep it in.
